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In honor of the death of Lost, here’s a Lost finale parody from the LandlineTV guys that Greg starred in as Jack (Matthew Fox).

Here’s the pilot episode of a web series we made 2 years ago for JustForLaughs.com about a misguided and poorly run video game company that specializes in socially conscious games.

Enjoy!

In honor of the start of the 2010 MLB season I’m counting down my favorite baseball “Rejected Memories” that we’ve done.

#1

Rejected Yankee Stadium Memories – Red Sox Fans

FAVORITE PART – “… there was piss everywhere…” You get the feeling this guy has been oblivious to every awful thing he has ever done in his life until this exact moment. And now nothing will ever be the same again.

MY LAUGH… – …in this video is incredibly retarded. And I’m extremely proud of it.

A LOT OF PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE… – Think this is a legitimate fan describing an actual event that he took part in. That’s amazing. I don’t know if there’s any other rivalry outside of Yankees/Red Sox that would lead some people to consider this to be real.

RED SOX SUCK! – While I have never seen Yankee fans pee on a family of Red Sox fans at Yankee Stadium I have seen Yankee fans verbally torment them and, in a few cases, douse entire families in beer and hot dogs. It’s always incredibly explicit and demeaning. And there’s always children involved. Also, I’m sure the exact same can be said at Fenway Park in regards to a family of Yankee fans.

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#2

Rejected World Series Memories – Extra Innings

UNANSWERED QUESTION – How did it end???? Who won???? How many people survived???? And, most importantly, did Frank Simmons get fired from his job after missing “his big meeting at work”????

LITTLE KNOWN FACT – Although I’ve always been a New York Mets fan, when I was growing up my favorite baseball player was White Sox first baseman, Frank Thomas. Why? Because he was unstoppable in the 1994 version of the Sega Genesis game, World Series Baseball. No one has seen that kind of pixelated domination since Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson.

OBVIOUS FACT – Absolutely nothing in my description is accurate after the :09 mark.

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED – Game 3 lasted 14 innings (tied for the longest number of innings in a World Series game with Game 2 of the 1916 World Series) and took 5 hours and 41 Minutes to complete (the longest World Series game in history). The following were records set in the game: the teams combined to use seventeen pitchers (nine for the White Sox, eight for the Astros), throwing a total of 482 pitches, and walking 21 batters combined (a dozen by Chicago, nine by Houston); 43 players were used (the White Sox used 22 and the Astros used 21), and 30 men were left on base (fifteen for each team).

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#3

Rejected Yankee Stadium Memories – Mezzanine

(starring the incredibly talented Jon Gabrus)

FAVORITE PART – The fact that he “cracked the door open a little bit” while he was getting a blowjob in the bathroom so that some random nine year old boys could see it. Awful. And beautiful. Gabrus improvised that line – it’s such a fantastic specific.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT – I never heard someone describe receiving a blowjob as “getting brain” until Gabrus said it. Brilliant.

JANINE CAMPELLO… – … can be seen describing her favorite Yankee Stadium memory HERE.

THAT HAT - Does not fit on his head.

-greg

In honor of the start of the 2010 MLB season I’m counting down my favorite baseball “Rejected Memories” that we’ve done.

#4

Rejected Yankee Stadium Memories – Dad

FAVORITE PART – “Chipmunks sold peanuts for kisses.” The ramblings of an old man? Or the dream we all hold dear in our hearts?

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #1 - My mom is the only person in my family who is a Yankees fan.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #2 - She thinks Paul O’Neill is still on the team.

I WISH – Giraffes were able to play the outfield. The image of a 16-foot-tall giraffe charging a groundball to centerfield and then crow-hopping the throw home would be amazing. That and chipmunks selling peanuts for kisses. I’m pretty sure we all wish for that.

-greg

In honor of the start of the 2010 MLB season I’m counting down my favorite baseball “Rejected Memories” that we’ve done.

#5

Rejected World Series Memories – Home Run Ball

FAVORITE PART – The idea that Yankee fans, only moments after watching New York win a World Series game on a walk-off home run, would stop cheering about the victory and start cheering for a random dude in the stands – “He’s got the ball! He’s got the ball!”

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #1 – The voice I use is an accurate depiction of a specific Staten Island accent.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #2 – This video would, in fact, be admissible in court. The accent, however, would not.

REGRET – I have never jumped into a pile for a ball hit in the stands. I should have. I bet I could’ve come out with one or two.

-greg

Why does Greg look so sad in that screen shot? Because, when he and Lou went to the doctor shit got real!

Test Results

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In honor of the start of the 2010 MLB season I’m counting down my favorite baseball “Rejected Memories” that we’ve done.

#6

Rejected Yankee Stadium Memories – Roger Clemens

FAVORITE PART – The silent moment right after he finishes talking at the end. You can tell that he just realized that this thing he’s been doing for the last 15 years might be weird.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #1 – Lou wet his hair right before we started filming.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #2 – He wet it with pickle juice. “It just feels right,” he said. Repeatedly.

REGRET – I don’t have any. But I assume Lou regrets not being bare-chested in videos more often.

BIGGEST QUESTION – Does this guy really exist? I don’t know, but thanks to Lou’s vivid portrayal I hope he does. I hope.

-greg

In honor of the start of the 2010 MLB season I’m counting down my favorite baseball “Rejected Memories” that we’ve done.

#7

Rejected World Series Memories – Phillies

FAVORITE PART – “Shouldn’t you be writing this down?” This poor kid is trying to bring his rapist to justice but the inconsiderate bastards at the MLB Network are only looking for tales of Ryan Howard’s late-inning heroics. Bullshit.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #1 – Depending on how popular the two teams in the World Series are and how good the seats are scalpers can get as much as $10,000 for each ticket.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #2 – $10,000 equates to an hour of rape.

BIGGEST QUESTION – Who got raped worse? This kid? Or the Phillies pitching staff in the 2009 Series against the Yankees? He-yo! (And, yeah, this kid probably got raped worse.)

-greg

In honor of the start of the 2010 MLB season I’m counting down my favorite baseball “Rejected Memories” that we’ve done.

#8

Rejected Yankee Stadium Memories – Legends

(starring the incredibly talented Eliza Skinner)

FAVORITE PART – ‘”Most of the Muppets.” Eliza improvised that line. She is fantastic.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #1 – Major League Baseball made a serious marketing push towards the female demographic in the early 2000’s and the most popular aspect of that push is the pink Yankee merchandise that Eliza wears in this video. Every team now has ‘pink’ merchandise.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #2 – If you wear pink MLB merchandise I will hate you.

REGRET – Never being at Yankee Stadium when Becky Lawrence sees a Muppet. She must lose her shit.

-greg