Let’s be honest, Best Buy. This boy is going to rape that girl…

Apparently Shark Week “is gonna blow you”…

Greg won the award for Best Actor, and Lou won Best Supporting Actor at the 2010 48 Hour Film Festival in New York City for their performances in the short film “Clark Holographics” (written by Greg Burke & Paul Rondeau, directed by Paul Rondeau, Greg Burke & Jesse Gebryel). See all the winners HERE.

Here’s a picture of Greg accepting his award…

And here’s the production team behind “Clark Holographics”…

And here’s a picture of Lou…

Last week the New York Yankees lost their long-time public address announcer Bob Sheppard and their long-time volatile owner George Steinbrenner.

While Yankee fans mourned, all I could think of was how disappointed I was that we never filmed a ‘Rejected Yankee Stadium Memory‘ featuring one of them. And that’s entirely my fault. I let myself down. How could I not work in a memory of Big George or the Voice of the Yankees? Especially since Bob Sheppard is the spitting image of the evil old man from Poltergeist 2…

That rejected memory practically writes itself!

So, in memory of Bob Sheppard, here’s a rejected memory of a simpler time…

-greg

For their last stage of hazing these frat pledges are in for a surprise…

Cinematography by Paul Rondeau

Welcome to the party, pal!

It’s hard being a police detective. The horrific crimes you see, the dirt bags you arrest, the shit you carry…

Wwwwoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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Read the story HERE!

I think this is pretty awesome because the Super Bowl and all the events surrounding it will provide New York City with the 3 things we don’t have enough of:
1- Tourists
2- Traffic
3- Terrorist targets

It’s the Holy Trinity of Shit!

In honor of this allow me to remind you of the greatest New York Giants fan ever…

-greg

Our Die Hard parody is in a tournament on atom.com. Re-discover the hilarity!

Die Hard – I Love My Wife!