In honor of the start of the 2010 MLB season I’m counting down my favorite baseball “Rejected Memories” that we’ve done.

#7

Rejected World Series Memories – Phillies

FAVORITE PART – “Shouldn’t you be writing this down?” This poor kid is trying to bring his rapist to justice but the inconsiderate bastards at the MLB Network are only looking for tales of Ryan Howard’s late-inning heroics. Bullshit.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #1 – Depending on how popular the two teams in the World Series are and how good the seats are scalpers can get as much as $10,000 for each ticket.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT #2 – $10,000 equates to an hour of rape.

BIGGEST QUESTION – Who got raped worse? This kid? Or the Phillies pitching staff in the 2009 Series against the Yankees? He-yo! (And, yeah, this kid probably got raped worse.)

-greg