Our great friend Eliza Skinner has starred in countless Greg and Lou sketches. She was the neglected adulteress in “She Got Lonely,” the materialistic, never-satisfied mother in “Christmas Morning,” and not one, but two of the biggest Yankees fans to ever have their memories of the old stadium rejected by the YES Network. Oh yeah! And she even had a run-in with the MILF Solicitors.

We thought that we had fulfilled all of Eliza’s acting wishes, but it turns out she has a wish that only one special black tranny can make come true:

-lou