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Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012

Lou’s Story, “The Switch,” Published in PoV Magazine

Lou’s story, “The Switch,” has been published in PoV Magazine.

The best part about switching bodies with my grandson was getting to play little league baseball again.

The worst part about switching bodies with my grandson was having to watch him die in my body.

You can read the whole story online.

Lou’d like to thank PoV‘s publishers, Ben Turner and Chris Pilkington for taking a chance on a Yank like him. :)

Thursday, August 16th, 2012

4,000 More Years! – Obama 2012

What would be better than 4 more years of President Barack Obama? How about 4,000 more years? May He reign eternal–or for at least 4,000 more years.


Saturday, July 7th, 2012

J-L Cauvin vs. Louie CK

On his podcast, Righteous P***k, comedian J-L Cauvin challenges the legend of Louie CK.

(Scroll down to Episode 4 with Josh Homer)

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

The Twilight Zone

On his website, Pyschobabble, Mike Segretto has a great post on The Twilight Zone.

Check it out. Then bounce around the site and read more of Mike’s writing on “Groovy Ghouls & Retro Rock.”


Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

Jeff Simmermon = Awesome Storyteller

Not only am I jealous of the stories Jeff Simmermon has to tell, I’m also jealous of how great he tells them…And I’m not lying.


Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

Lou Has An Essay in “Zouch Magazine”

After many rejection letters, Lou’s essay, “This Is My Proof,” has finally found a home—at Zouch Magazine.

The essay begins:

When I find out Abe is dead it’s nearly nine months after the fact. But I don’t know this yet.

Please read the rest of it—yes, there’s more. Enjoy it and share it with your friends.

Friday, September 9th, 2011

Brian Tells John About “The View”

A great podcast from comedians Brian Finkelstein and John Reynolds, where Brian tells John about The View.

You’ll hear about how Brian masturbates to love and learn that Tyra Banks is actually a gigantic muppet, like Big Bird. The intricate pulley system responsible for her movement—as well as the number of men working inside her—is mind-blowing!

Like the podcast on Facebook and listen to them all.

-Lou (via Greg’s recommendation)

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

The Bad Girls Club

4 ways to improve Oxygen’s The Bad Girl’s Club:

1. Other than turning multiple cameras on human garbage of the “fairer sex”—these girls are grosser than the tampons they soil each month—the show lacks a through-line. For the next season of The Bad Girls Club the Bad Girls should work in a children’s cancer ward.

When I first got here I thought Tommy was real—we cliqued. I had never cliqued with a six-year-old before. But after that shit he pulled—not having my back… I don’t care if he has Leukemia—his ass is fake!

2. One cast member should be a female Mixed Martial Artist. I’d love to see some combinations thrown, a single-leg takedown, an armbar—because the hair-pulling gets old. There are more effective methods of combat.

3. A loaded gun must be accessible at all times in the house—especially when the Bad Girls get back from the club.

4. Someone must hang herself in front of the rest of the cast. It should probably be the “fakest” Bad Girl.

I ain’t cleaning up that fake bitch’s dead body! That bitch was always leaving her shit around! Nasty.


Monday, August 8th, 2011

Joe Piscopo

Aside from this outrageous statement:

It’s like The Simpsons. I don’t let my children watch The Simpsons. You know, I’ll tell you this: For me, that show was the original dumbing-down of America. Oh my God! Are we that stupid? You know what I mean? And I don’t let my children watch it, man.

Steve Marsh’s interview with Joe Piscopo, “The Vulture Transcript: Joe Piscopo Dissects His Career, From SNL to the Buff Era and Beyond,” was a worthwhile read.

Piscopo (left), as Danny Vermin, hanging on a door hook in Johnny Dangerously


Friday, August 5th, 2011

“The Change-Up”

I’m not going to see The Change-Up. The poster creeps me out too much.

The thought of Jason Bateman fucking those poor babies, while Ryan Reynolds changes those chicks’ shit-filled panties!

No thank-you, Summer Comedy Gods.