Monday, April 18th, 2011

The Most Unrealistic Commercial Ever

This is the most unrealistic commercial I have ever seen. Seriously. This would never, ever, ever, ever happen in real life. Ever.

Watch the video HERE.

The organization behind the ad is the Foundation For A Better Life, which may or may not be run by the Mormon religion but is definitely run by people who live in the land of make believe.

I would love to embed the video but it’s only available on the Foundation For A Better Life’s website. Every time someone posts it on youtube it gets taken down. Please check it out. It’s worth it…

-greg

Monday, April 18th, 2011

Good Neighbor’s “Front Yard”

“Front Yard” is the most socially conscious Good Neighbor documentary to date. You will never look at your own front yard—with its environmental, political, and cultural impacts—the same way ever again.

To learn more, visit Good Neighbor’s non-profit website.

-Lou

Friday, April 15th, 2011

Lou Perez Does Stand-up Tonight in NYC

If you’re around tonight, Friday April 15th @ 8:00pm, our very own Lou Perez will be doing stand-up comedy at Billy Keenly’s and John Milhiser’s show, Stampede: Free Range Comedy.

See flier and details below:

The PIT (The Peoples Improv Theater)
123 East 24th Street (Between Park Ave. and Lexington Ave.)
New York, NY
*Show Is In Basement Theater

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

Total Recall (2012)

Wow! It looks like the 2012 remake of Total Recall is going to be really good-looking! The rumored cast includes such beauties as Jessica Biel, Diane Krueger, and Ava Mendes. Even the new director, Len Wiseman, is hotter than 1990 Total Recall‘s director, Paul Verhoeven!

But topping off the hot remake is Colin Farrel, who is sure to bring some bad-boy handsome to the role of Doug Quaid/Hauser—something Arnold Schwarzenegger could never do.

I’m interested to see if it’s possible for Colin Farrel’s face to get this ugly:

But more than anything, I can’t wait to see which Hollywood cutie they get to play Kuato:

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-Lou

Monday, April 11th, 2011

“Let’s Go to War!”

I’ve always been a fan of movie universes where the only way to ease your financial woes is to fight other men—preferably in a tournament.

But Warrior seems to be going above and beyond that. Not only is the main character “upside down” on his mortgage, but he’s also a high school physics teacher-cum-fighter. And his brother, a war hero, is a fighter too. And they’re dad? Nick-to-the-motherfucking-Nolte! And they’re all Irish-American! (I’m also a huge fan of rooting for white guys.)

Check out the trailer:

Suggestion for dialogue change:
Instead of the line “Brendan, it’s me: Pop,” I wish he would have said, “Brendan, it’s me: Nick Nolte.”

-Lou

(Via Cage Potato)

Monday, April 11th, 2011

New Web Series!

Check out the trailer for Greg & Lou’s latest web series, brilliantly titled, Greg and Lou.

Written by and Starring Greg Burke & Lou Perez

With Jackie Clarke, Ellie Kemper, Jon Gabrus, Greg Tuculescu, Eliza Skinner, Doug Mand and Dan Gregor.

Friday, April 8th, 2011

How Do You Write Sketch Comedy?

Well, if you’re anything like Greg and Lou, you don’t. Because you’re too busy arguing.

Watch the first episode of Greg and Lou’s new web series, brilliantly titled Greg and Lou, below!

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

New Mets Commercial

John Ricco makes his triumphant return to declare that Mets season tickets for the 2011 season are still available! A lot of them!

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

How Do You Get A Second Date?

Who knows? Not Lou.

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

The Abortion Video Game

Now available for your home console!