Wow! It looks like the 2012 remake of Total Recall is going to be really good-looking! The rumored cast includes such beauties as Jessica Biel, Diane Krueger, and Ava Mendes. Even the new director, Len Wiseman, is hotter than 1990 Total Recall‘s director, Paul Verhoeven!

But topping off the hot remake is Colin Farrel, who is sure to bring some bad-boy handsome to the role of Doug Quaid/Hauser—something Arnold Schwarzenegger could never do.

I’m interested to see if it’s possible for Colin Farrel’s face to get this ugly:

But more than anything, I can’t wait to see which Hollywood cutie they get to play Kuato:

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-Lou